Start the Story: Where Do We Begin? [08.20.2009]
Since everyone had so much fun last week, we’ve decided to make “Where Do We Begin?” a weekly feature! Here’s this week’s picture…what are your 1-2 opening lines for this story?

Here’s mine: “Buffy was furious that the groomer painted her nails the wrong shade of blood red.”


Henry mistakingly believed it was better to catch a lion by the toe than a tiger by its tail.
Following Seduction Rule #6, David went for the Fail-proof Foot Massage. Buffy would be his yet.
James is teaching Buffy how to do a new yoga pose to cure her swollen foot.
After wrestling the ferocious beast into sumission, suddenly our eyes met, sparks flew, and I knew this love could not be denied.
Humans are so gullible, Otto thought. His mouth was already watering from the thought of fresh tourist.
As my stunt coordinator went over the final details of the morning’s shoot, while stretching out the tendon I strained in the previous week, I pondered to myself, “Was Narnia the right movie for me?”. A bit late to wonder now that we were two weeks into filming, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that they’d be better off going full CGI.
…excerpt from “To Leash A Lion” the autobiography of Hollywood’s leading Lion.
I love it!
me, too, was a fun book.
Although the old adage says that “music soothes the savage beast,” I knew Buffy was tone deaf. So it was chakras not Chaka Khan.
Alrighty, it looks like your about a size 7 1/2. I’ll go pull some items from the back!
*you’re….. How’s that for proofing! *Blushes*
As for being the King of the Jungle, Leo was a real pussy when it came to our Friday workout sessions.
The economy was bad all over and the zoo staff realized they were in for a long, hard summer of cut-backs and limitations. James contemplated the fate of the animals and, instead of focusing on the negative, realized he’d found a bright spot: the inflatable lion looked remarkably life-like.
“Stretch Danielle stretch! You will never be a superstar without looking perfect.”
Danielle sucked in her gut, as her anxiety heightened. Her freedom weighed on her securing the role. .
Okay, just one more time, I told Leo. “And this little piggy went home,” you happy now?